I knew it was trouble when I heard my wife open up the dryer and say, “What the frick?!” It… Read more The Rona Diaries – Week Four: Getting Through Lockdown with Gallium Balls, a Heavy Bag, and Snail Porn.

I knew it was trouble when I heard my wife open up the dryer and say, “What the frick?!” It… Read more The Rona Diaries – Week Four: Getting Through Lockdown with Gallium Balls, a Heavy Bag, and Snail Porn.
I had one of the most enjoyable vacations (with my children) that I’ve ever had. I’d like to give some… Read more Vacationing While Fluffy (Fat, Chunky, Overweigt, etc.) – 304
“Now hold it just like this, like a frisbee, but smaller.” His large, dark, rough hands would move my chubby… Read more Parenting Lessons from Skipping Rocks
I told you there would be more. First, I cannot stress how much the idea of something eating me alive bothers me.… Read more Bozeman, Part 2 – Bear Spray and Salmon Sandwiches
Let me start by saying I’ve only been in Bozeman for a day, yet I’m already in love with it. No… Read more Bozeman, Montana: Part 1 – A Study of Beautiful Inconsistencies